Top o’ The World: Timewarp, Mannheim Germany 2016

timewarp 2016
Lineup for Timewarp, electronic dance music festival in Germany.

Not going to Timewarp, one of the most famous electronic dance music events this year. But DAYUM look at that lineup. Some of you say to me, “Juliette, I heard about X event, but I don’t know the names. Are they any good? Help me.”

All the names here are good, if not great. Every last damn one of ’em. In fact I’m glad I’m not going, because I’d be completely paralysed. Where do I go? What do I do?

Anyway, memorise this list in no particular order and yeah, you’ll know most of the names. At least for now.

Guess I’m working myself out of a job…